Jokes about pussy

Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them. Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather? A: When it's wet, it's time to go inside Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

Lady 1: "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work? Two homeless men are devising a plan to get free drinks at a bar. The first one has an idea: "We'll buy a hot dog and stick it down your pants, walk into the bar, get our drinks, drink, and when the bartender asks for his money, you pull down your pants and I suck on the hot dog that you put down there. He'll kick us out, and we wont have to pay. It's brilliant!

Pussy jokes 28 jokes about pussies. What's the difference between a pussy cat and a pussy? One hates water while the other loves to be wet. Teacher: "Johnny why is your cat at school today?